And found myself here. What the heck is going on???
I am hungry and thirsty someone get over here and feed this old bitch.
signed
respectfully
Granny
I am hungry and thirsty someone get over here and feed this old bitch.
signed
respectfully
Granny
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Fri, May 20, 2005 - 7:55 AMA little GasX will take care of that...;) -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Fri, May 20, 2005 - 1:32 PM*queef*
Got anything for that?
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Re: Returned from the dead
Fri, May 20, 2005 - 10:14 AMI will bear that in mind. Anyone know where I can get a good shampoo set and a leg wax? -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Fri, May 20, 2005 - 1:32 PMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, St.Jman!
Granny wants a log wax? -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 10:03 AMnoone is gonna wax my log. nicked it once shaving it down.. fuck that hurt for a month.
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Re: Returned from the dead
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 10:39 AMWhat color is your log? -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 10:39 AMheheh depends on what stimuli is around. -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 10:41 AMI thought logs came outta the back end. -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 11:12 AMAre you talking about Penises? Because I approve of them whole heartedly.
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 11:39 AMwell as long as they get granny's seal of approval............ -
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Mon, May 23, 2005 - 1:50 PMI don't think you'd want Granny's seal of approval on your penis. -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 1:50 PMIt might hurt too much.
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 5:59 PMI apply the seals with my handy dandy staple gun. ;)
so it is more like
KaChunk.
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Re: Returned from the dead
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 6:10 PMWhy do I have the feeling St.Jman would enjoy that? It's a poor man's Prince Albert! -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 7:21 PMBecause you are a wise young woman with a brilliant mind. You remind me of me when I was a lot younger. So tender and spicy and full of promise... -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 7:56 AMBecause you are a wise young woman with a brilliant mind. You remind me of me when I was a lot younger. So tender and spicy and full of promise...
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kinda like an eggroll wrapped in indica pot leaves?
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 7:55 AMI don't think you'd want Granny's seal of approval on your penis.
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no i just dont want granny on my penis. i like em young and unable to file a good police report. -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 11:14 AM"no i just dont want granny on my penis. i like em young and unable to file a good police report."
That's why dogs are the perfect lovers for you, St.Jman -- they can't file police reports, and it's not hard to get your hands on one under the age of 18. -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 11:15 AMbut they dont look like 15 year old girlscouts... and damn the god that made that the case! -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 11:20 AMyou know, in the last days of the roman empire, i think they put dogs in costumes as well. but i was on vacation at the time of the fall, so i didnt get all the memos from the home office.
look out america! the barbarians are at the gates. -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 11:26 AMHere come the visigoths!
Are you sure you wouldn't try this innocent little cutie? She's all dressed up and ready for you to take her to prom! -
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Tue, May 24, 2005 - 11:27 AM
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 11:31 AMI tried to put my german shepard in a ballet costume once. She was not happy at all, I nearly lost a finger on that one.
What about a shaved doggie that we dressed up in that pretty pink dress? -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 11:48 AMI think a more feminine looking dog might do. A greyhound or something of that variety.
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Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:07 PMStick to the puppies, St.Jman! It will keep you outta trouble! -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:09 PMnaught ganna dew et!
there is nothing like the look in a little girls eyes, as you open the trunk of your car.
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Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:09 PMOK! Let's stop this conversation right now.
How about them Dodgers? -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:17 PMand just as i had my pants pulled down.
well fine!
(rezip)
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:26 PMyou really should give them cookies when you lock them in the trunk they will be more eager to get in.
The Dodgers were better when they were in New York. -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:34 PMi like my "you want to see an elephant" trick, followed by a good old fashion dose of Chloraphorm.
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:51 PMwell you are a little over the age of consent to have to worry about the likes of me lol.
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 2:17 PMwell you are a little over the age of consent to have to worry about the likes of me lol.
Yes I do have gallstones older than you little mister.
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:51 PMI heard nothing.
But if you were an older man, I might have a vague recollection of my time in your trunk. -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:52 PMthe elephant trick.. for those that dont know it.. is when you pull the pockets out of your pants and ask someone if they want to see the trunk.
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Tue, May 24, 2005 - 12:57 PMCan you pick up peanuts with it? -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 7:05 AMonly when i am really drunk.. how do you think i really got the infection? lol.
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 8:07 AMSon you need be careful where you are depositing and mingling your bodily fluids. That's my motto.
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 8:15 AMmy motto is "does my penis fit in you ... here?"
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Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 10:09 AMMy fourth husband had the same problem, but was drunk one night and mistook our pet python for a nice orifice, needless to say he nearly lost his unit. I would be careful, the emergency room is still talking about that one. -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 10:12 AMi have had a pretty good history of hitting the female human. cant say that i have had a problem with pets being confused.. plus i only smoke pot, dont drink.. that helps a lot. -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 10:49 AMGranny will you take your teeth out and show us some technique? -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 11:06 AMSweetie I am sorry I have all my own teeth but my friend will gumm you to your hearts content for a price. That is helping suppliment her medicare prescription prices.
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Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 11:15 AMThank god for the underground economy! Otherwise seniors would never make it! -
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Wed, May 25, 2005 - 11:39 AMI'm sure that is not a worksafe link. -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 11:57 AMAnd you would be correct. Good thing I am retired. -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 12:22 PMgood thing i control our network traffic logs. -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 1:01 PMAre you bringing this back to your log again?
I am Board.
<shrug>
what do you expect from an old lady?? -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 1:07 PMtolerable play on terms. i will give you 6 out of 10.
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Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 2:12 PMWell, you could ask for something more -- like cunnilingus. -
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Unsu...
Re: Returned from the dead
Wed, May 25, 2005 - 2:42 PMThat would most likely cost me, even though I am like a succulent lotus down there. Once you get past the skin.
TMI. lol -
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Re: Returned from the dead
Thu, May 26, 2005 - 8:49 AMi am a moderately priced ho for the girl on the go.
good service, dependable and built for the long haul... no
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